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Whoa.
There's a leaf war on here at the 300-block of Columbia! We first got
wind of it from Sue, frequent visitor of JoAnn next door. JoAnn's mama
passed away earlier this week, just about the time Sue had a heart
attack! Fortunately, it was not fatal, as you may have surmised from
the fact that it was Sue herself who reported the first volleys in the
war. Anyway, she's sitting on JoAnn's porch, trying to recover from a
heart attack (and they don't let you stay in the hospital even if you
ARE having chest pain and have to take nitroglycerine), and observes
some interesting goings-on down the block:
Eddy (of "Mike and Eddy") ( ) was seen blowing the leaves off his (& Mike's) yard and across the street, and up the curb, and onto Josh & Stephanie's yard, and The Preacher's yard!!
Sue: This is a crazy block!
Us: We can't imagine what Eddy's thinking. Eddy's such a mild-mannered ( ) seeming fellow.
So
this evening, what should occur but a yelling match! between Eddy and
the across-the-street neighbors! Stephanie's words are overheard from
the porch at 325: "Well, some of us work all day, and we don't have time to rake every day!"
The
pieces fall into place. Eddy's irritated that those leaves are blowing
across the street onto his yard, and he's just "putting them back." My
goodness, the hullabaloo.
It's
just about more excitement than can be tolerated by the Kravitzes. But
we'll persevere, in order to keep bringing you the Kravitz Report. |
| | Posted 9/20/2006 6:43 PM - 62 Views - 10 eProps - 9 comments
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