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My, my. Columbia St.'s been abuzz lately with emergency vehicles, intrigue and unusual sightings. Les Bourges reminded us that we haven't submitted a Kravitz Report lately, so here goes:
On a recent day, medic and rescue units from Station Number 7 were spotted right in front of the Kravitz'! Fortunately, they were not here for a Kravitz emergency, but only "hard headed" Millie across the street, who will not listen to Linda and wear her oxygen when she's walking around inside the house. Millie, Millie, Millie. She ended up in the hospital for 2 days.
A floral delivery? At Mike & Eddy's? What's up with that? Has there been a death in the household? Haven't seen Eddy lately! Mike's driving Eddy's truck in an unprecedented fashion! The mystery was not cleared up until this past weekend, when Mike, who doubles as our favorite waiter, told us that Eddy's mama passed away; and he himself was so sick he felt like he was fixin' to die, and then Eddy got it. So we don't know if they were bereavement flowers, or "get-well" flowers, but there you have it.
The Kravitzes have been known to dial 9-11 twice a year on average, for incidents of domestic violence observed on our block. Recently, we came close once again, when one neighbor across the street was spotted throwing a punch at another unidentified individual in his home. However, there was a general dispersion of the involved persons; and the call was avoided. *whew*
Mercy! Such shrieking and carrying-on in the next block! What the- ? Flashing red lights a go-go! A gomerian repetitive shriek, not unlike, "Hey, doc, wait! Hey, doc, wait! Hey, doc, wait!" or "Hep me! Hep me! Hep me!" ~only in this case it is just a blood-curdling scream.
The handy 911.com tells the tale: 4 units dispatched to a "Disorderly Person". All's quiet now; apparantly the disorder was dealt with.
Abnah arises in the night. Voices are heard next door. What is it, Abnah!? It's 3 am! The police and Miss JoAnn are discussing a barking dog!
That self-same dog interfered with the oldest Kravitz child's beauty sleep. Hopefully he's in doggie jail.
That's it for this edition of... the Kravitz Report.
Previous Kravitz Reports HERE and HERE.
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| | Posted 1/29/2007 8:05 AM - 21 Views - 6 eProps - 3 comments
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