| | New neighbors across the street! Two rather large blondes and one of their teenage boys ~who immediately endeared themselves to the rest of us by racing out to demand that no one park in front of their house! Not even for a couple of minutes! Mind you, they do not use their driveway (except to terminally park their redneck pickup); and never mind that the street is public domain. Woebetide (I believe that's the first time I've ever typed that word) if anyone but them in their Hooptie Cadillac with the peeling paint job stops in front of "their" [rented] house. "Is that your car? Whose car is that? We won't park in front of your house, and you don't park in front of our house!" What a bunch of honeys.
 
Sorry about that. Those gals "have knee problems" which is why they "must have a straight path to the house!" and they gimp along pretty slowly until some unsuspecting car hesitates at their front curb. Then they break speed records to accost & berate the offending driver. Can you tell that the Kravitzes are not so very impressed with these most recent additions to Columbia Street?
Yikes, what could've caused this congregation of emergency vehicles one recent Thursday evening?
The Kravitzes and their guests were sitting around minding their own business when the peace and quiet were shattered by an indescribable noise. Oh wow! Steve's oak tree has finally gone belly up, right onto his house!
Here's one of the Honeys with her new best friend, who lives in Linda & Millie's old house. It's after the moment when one of Steve's friends pulled up and was immediately set upon to MOVE THAT CAR!
Fortunately, Steve was out of town at the time; so no injuries were incurred. The Kravitzes have had their eyes on that tree for several years, speculating on whether its upper branches would reach the Kravitz porch if it should fall in a southeasterly direction. This is now a moot question, and we live another day to keep bringing you... The Kravitz Report.
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| | Posted 6/23/2008 10:08 AM - 428 Views - 4 eProps - 3 comments
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